Doctor:When you drink, how many do you have?
Me:Only three, whiskey, a few times a week...
Doctor:That's too much for women. You should stick with wine, just a glass- two tops!
Me:Not gonna happen
Doctor:I'm putting in a referral so you can get your once every ten years blood tests, just the usual.
Me:Okay, what does that involve?
Doctor:You just have to fast- no dinner, no breakfast. is kinda my thing. Is that really necessary?
Doctor:Yes, they're routine tests. And you're about 10 lbs overweight for your height.
Me:Doctor, I don't think you understand. I'm a food blogger...